Using our state-of-the-art analyticators I’ve come up with some very rough numbers. Here are some interesting bits:
- We estimate there have been about 100,000 pirated downloads.
- About 66,000 of our users have Jailbroken devices.
- China is the worst offender accounting for over 50,000 users and less than 300 actual sales.
- Pirates love us! Pirated apps account for over 2 million sessions and have a greater average use time!
So to all you pirates out there first we say thank you for taking the time to find and install our app! And second:
We know even dastardly pirates need to learn their abc’s, but wouldn’t you like to have some future apps from us to plunder? So all ye pirates, please recommend us to your landlubber friends as one of your favorite apps to plunder and we will respect your right to live life at sea by the edge of your sword and the grit of yer jaw.
But enough about real pirates, how about some fake pirates! Yarrr!!