Things Kids Say

  • A Daddy
  • French Fries
  • When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  • My grandma can take her teeth and gums out.
  • Parents should come with instructions.
  • Scanner at Ralphs
  • Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure it tastes OK.
  • If you want something in a cereal box and it looks really big, it always turns out small and crummy.
  • Mommy don't cry. Big people don't cry, just little boys.
  • Names LIke The Rest of Us
  • Parents Love
  • Underwear
  • Dogs&Mothers
  • I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough.
  • Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on cologne and they go out and smell each other.
  • If you want something expensive, you should ask your grandparents.
  • What do you want to be when you grow up? A mommy.
  • My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
  • When I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.
  • Dogs and mothers will love you no matter what.
  • If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long.
  • Excuse me, why are you so old?
  • If you sleep in your clothes, you won't have to get dressed in the morning.
  • I want a new brother from Toys R Us!
  • The best place to be when you are sad is in your grandma's lap.
  • My Puppy Has Bad Breath
  • Baaaaad Words
  • Mommy, do we live at Target?
  • Booger
  • I will always take care of you.
  • Ironing
  • March-guests
  • Piano Lessons
Have fun!